Since I have the password to this blog, and Paul is at a softball managers meeting I could not help but post this photo. If you are offended by KY and condoms skip this post.
Last night at 1am we were in Walmart doing the new coupon matchups for this coming week. There are condom and KY coupons that are coming out this weekend I am sure due to Valentines day coming up.
So we are standing in the aisle as the Walmart worker was stocking the shelves and we are looking at prices….
“Which KY has coupons?” I ask.
“Hopefully the ones that make them free, but I think they are only $2 off this time” Paul says, also pointing out he doesn’t care if they are a $5 money maker there is no reason to buy anymore KY.
“OH LOOK!” I am yelling. “Are there coupons for the Yours and Mine? They have $10 off movie tickets wyb the package!”
“Yep there are, how much are they?” Paul says looking at condoms. (There is a COUPON in the paper and he is getting prices)
“There are condom coupons + Ky coupons together? And you get $10 off movie tickets. I don’t understand the marketing on that one.” We have an in depth and interesting discussion on who thought up that marketing plan and how they could have presented that one in the board room. All the while searching for the “vibrating condoms” that are required on the coupons.
I turn to ask the Walmart stocker where they might be. This is the first time that I realize she has stopped what she was doing and is STARING at us. Now I am a little embarrassed.
“Um do you know where the vibrating condoms might be? Ummm, not for us or anything, but there is a coupon for them and I wanted to get a price. Not because we wanted them or anything like that. Because, you know, we just need a price. Maybe you don’t even have them, I can just look for a price at Walgreens or something. Not that I was buying them or anything like that.” I am still stumbling over my words. She is still staring at us and Paul is laughing.
“I don’t think I can help you.” The stocker says and turns and walks away!
I am totally embarrassed and turn to look at Paul. When he yells after the stocker… and loud enough that the entire HBA section of the store can hear him…
“Honey, I just found those VIBRATING CONDOMS and KY that you like!”
“I don’t think I can help you.” I say to him and drop my notes and walk to the car, red faced!
So… moral of the story is, your matchup might not have a price for certain items!
Oh if they only had that all with audio on the Walmart Camera. It would be on Youtube in minutes! You two are too funny. My hubby is notorious for doing that with pads and tampons when shopping but not had the condom experience so that is too funny!
Now that was a funny story thank you for sharing
UMMMM… why was this embarrassing ?
other than him yelling across the store, i would have laughed the whole thing off!BUT then thats me , its pretty obvious that everyone does it , otherwise there would be no babies!
That is histerical!
It does not matter the age we all can find humor at such items! try picking that stuff with your elementary age children along when they prompt you what it is that you have in the cart.
Im confused. So is there condoms on sale and coupons we can use to buy it for free? im confused right now…so can we get it for free?
No nothing is free but you get $10 towards movie tickets when you buy the KY
Oh that was HILARIOUS Tiffany!! I am so glad you wrote this post!!!
OMG, That is soooooo funny!!!!!
That is hysterical! I bet you had a great night after that!
So funny. Just be glad he didn’t ask when the fresh stock of vegetable comes in or something like that. I’m sure my husband would have done his best to make the stocker very uncomfortable.
lol love it and i think alot of us have loud mouth husbands when it comes to them embarrassing us in stores. Mine just loves doing the same type of thing. just got to love them xD
*love this*
Paul, you’re a pretty awesome guy but beware an embarrassed wife, she might not make you anymore of your favorite pretzels if you make her mad!
that was a great story. just be happy the stocker walked away lol
Thanks for the laugh!
LOL…that made me laugh because I could totally see my husband doing something like that. You two are hilarious!
thank you so much for the laugh!!! while purchasing more KY yesterday my 12yr old DD says in a loud voice “oh gross, I have seen those commercials and that’s just nasty your really not buying that?”
My reply ” Oh yes I am not only buying it but I am getting 5 of them” commence the eye rolling from her ROFL
I couldn’t imagine! Too funny! And vibrating condoms??? Didn’t know there was such a thing, now I am curious as too how those work. Not because I want them or anything like that….Not that I am going to buy them or anything….just curious 😉
OMG! I totally hear my husband doing this to me @ the store.. He already embrass me when I bought the his/hers and intense at walgreens a couple weeks along with the free condoms..
This is way too funny! My husband and I have had somewhat similar predicaments, often I have the loud mouth though! I believe they are between $19-24.95 in our stores, but I only looked for the matchups as well LOL. Funny thing is I didn’t notice they were vibrating only that they had the movie ticket deal.
He should beware! There are too many opportunities for you to get even when doing price match-ups for tampons!!!! rofl
Oh, and HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!
Too funny…. since when is buying condoms and lube a big deal and since when did it become appropriate for an employee who stocks the items be so unprofessional. IDK maybe it’s the nurse in me but that stuff just doesnt phase me. God forbide you asked for the enima’s too 🙂
LOL! So true Erenee. I don’t care what it is I ask for it if I can’t find it. My girls say I am crazy, but as I see it, if you are looking for something and you can’t find it, “ASK” for help, I don’t care what it is.
My ex would walk around a store for a hour looking for something before he would ask. Me I would just walk up to an employee and “ASK”. LOL!
That is to funny, I don’t care who you are. I don’t have much confidence in a lot of the Walmart employees because they act like they really don’t care about people at all. I run into a few from time to time that are very nice and caring people. But for the most a lot of them have personalities of rocks.
But I can see my hubby doing the same thing to me. He does stuff like that to me all the time. I just laugh and walk away from him. Of course he follows. LOL! That’s what makes us a perfect match we can both laugh at each other.
I just switched Walmart stores because of the rocks at the one I use to go to, the ones at the new one are very nice and helpful to people.
Glad I escaped the rocks from the other store.
LMFAO!!!! That’s just too funny! I would be mortified!
Hahaha!!! Sounds like something my husband would do to me!
At least it is not like by me where they are in a locked case behind the pharmacy desk or in a locked case in the ladies hygiene isle. no wonder there are so many teen pregnancies I don’t even want to have to ask a clerk for help
Too funny and it is ridiculous that the employee ‘couldn’t help’.
You literally just made me spit my coffee on my computer screen! TOO FUNNY!
I have $3, $5 & $10 KY coupons and have no idea what to get with them. I think ill need to find some good deals and give some friends funny v-day gifts. 🙂 Any suggestions on good deals please feel free to let me know. 🙂
OMG that is sOOOOOOO funny!!!
LMAO!
That is awesome. great post!!!!
There are vibrating condoms??!!! Wow!
bwahahaha loved your post!!!
Thank you.
paul she did a great post for ya 🙂
Great post!
That is hilarious! Sounds like a conversation my husband and I might have. 😀
Ha Ha ….that is just TOOOO funny! I would have stared at you both too, and then laughed…. just read this post to my husband and his comment….VIBRATING CONDOMS, THAT MIGHT BE INTERESTING, I DIDN”T KNOW THEY HAD VIBRATING CONDOMS…BUY THE EXTRA LARGE! Really dear hubby, oh god……apparently our husbands are cut from the same cloth….
i cracked up to whole time haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!LOL
You just made my day! LOLOLOL
Hilarious! Thanks for posting! 🙂
You know the ones YOU like!
Hilarious!
HAHAHAHAHA….that so sounds like something my husband would do to me. 🙂
Oh my goodness! I am almost rolling on the floor! I’m sure glad my hubby wasn’t shopping with me tonight when I bought the umpteenth free KY product. I couldn’t pass up using the last two coupons that I have. Now I can’t wait for the movies, KY and vibrating condoms!!
So I am at work reading this and I was laughing so hard that tears were coming out my eyes! Everyone thought I was crazy! 🙂
I would have reported her for being rude. When I was a cashier we were supposed to go above and beyond for the customer. I hate rude store people. Other than that, your story is pretty funny!
Love your personality!! Thanks for your website and all you do to make our shopping easier and save money!!
LOL!!! 🙂
OMG you guys do price matches at 1 a.m.? We owe you more thanks than I thought we did…
Oh you have NO idea! It takes HOURS! Last week with all the deals it was 14 hours of price matching and typing up inserts!
awww the beauty of having someone else’s password…. ROFL!
That was so funny! Thank you for sharing!
HAHAHA HHAHAHA HAHAHA HA HA HAHA HAHAHA HAHA AHA HA HA HA!!!!!
AWESOME!!
That sounds like a conversation that my girlfriend and I would have (minus the stumbling over my words,) just to make our shopping trip interesting…
I guess I should clarify that I’m married, but I would be out shopping with my female friend and we get the biggest kick out of some of the products on the shelves today. Not to mention trying to make the jaws drop of those around us. Good times!
This was too funny! If my old man had done that,boy would he pay for it later and I’m betting Paul did too.
Literally have tears in my eyes about to run down my face from laughing so hard! Too too funny!!
Love it…. Way to funny…
You should surprise hubby with the vibrating condom and KY for Valentine’s Day…
Rather if you need them or not…
May be a bit fun, trying something different!
Enjoy!!!