Since I have the password to this blog, and Paul is at a softball managers meeting I could not help but post this photo. If you are offended by KY and condoms skip this post.
Last night at 1am we were in Walmart doing the new coupon matchups for this coming week. There are condom and KY coupons that are coming out this weekend I am sure due to Valentines day coming up.
So we are standing in the aisle as the Walmart worker was stocking the shelves and we are looking at prices….
“Which KY has coupons?” I ask.
“Hopefully the ones that make them free, but I think they are only $2 off this time” Paul says, also pointing out he doesn’t care if they are a $5 money maker there is no reason to buy anymore KY.
“OH LOOK!” I am yelling. “Are there coupons for the Yours and Mine? They have $10 off movie tickets wyb the package!”
“Yep there are, how much are they?” Paul says looking at condoms. (There is a COUPON in the paper and he is getting prices)
“There are condom coupons + Ky coupons together? And you get $10 off movie tickets. I don’t understand the marketing on that one.” We have an in depth and interesting discussion on who thought up that marketing plan and how they could have presented that one in the board room. All the while searching for the “vibrating condoms” that are required on the coupons.
I turn to ask the Walmart stocker where they might be. This is the first time that I realize she has stopped what she was doing and is STARING at us. Now I am a little embarrassed.
“Um do you know where the vibrating condoms might be? Ummm, not for us or anything, but there is a coupon for them and I wanted to get a price. Not because we wanted them or anything like that. Because, you know, we just need a price. Maybe you don’t even have them, I can just look for a price at Walgreens or something. Not that I was buying them or anything like that.” I am still stumbling over my words. She is still staring at us and Paul is laughing.
“I don’t think I can help you.” The stocker says and turns and walks away!
I am totally embarrassed and turn to look at Paul. When he yells after the stocker… and loud enough that the entire HBA section of the store can hear him…
“Honey, I just found those VIBRATING CONDOMS and KY that you like!”
“I don’t think I can help you.” I say to him and drop my notes and walk to the car, red faced!
So… moral of the story is, your matchup might not have a price for certain items!
